and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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