But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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