found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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