I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Randomize
