They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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