ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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