a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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