Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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