we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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