Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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