I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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