meet me or not, i'm out of control
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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