But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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