i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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