At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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