I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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