I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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