Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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