awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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