You work out of a Hotel?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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