He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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