He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
this hospital has no fireball
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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