Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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