the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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