he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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