i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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