I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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