omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Is it because I queefed?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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