fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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