He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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