you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
