I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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