OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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