I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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