Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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