Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
His hands were made for my vagina.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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