hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Sponge bath it is.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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