My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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