I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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