I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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