i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
