what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
