it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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