I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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