The maid of honor just puked.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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