they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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