So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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