im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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