covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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