Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The beer is more important than you right now.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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