you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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