Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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