Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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