i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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