No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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