she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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