She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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