he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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